> Question: Ms America,
> how do you describe a male organ in your
> country?
> > 問：美國小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。
>
>
> Ms
> America: Well, I can say that male organs in
> Americaare like gentlemen.
> > 美國小姐：美國的男性器官像紳士。
>
>
> Question:
> How can you say so?
>
> 問：為什麼呢？
>
>
>
> Ms
> America: Because it stands every time it sees a
> woman......
> 美國小姐：因為只要一看到女士，他們就會起立
> ......
>
> (Applause!Applause!)
>
> (鼓掌、鼓掌 )
>
>
>
>
>
> Question:
> Ms Spain, how do you describe a male organ in your
> country?
> 問：西班牙小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。
>
>
>
> Ms
> Spain: Male organs in our country are like our very
> own Bullfight or Toro(Bull)
> 西班牙小姐：西班牙的男性器官像鬥牛。
> >
>
> Question:
> How can you say so?
> > 問：為什麼呢？
>
>
>
> Ms
> Spain: Because it charges every time it sees an
> opening.
> > 西班牙小姐：因為只要看到有洞就會出擊。
>
>
>
> (Applause!
> Applause !)
> > (鼓掌、鼓掌 )
>
>
> Question:
> Ms Philippines, how do you describe a male organ in
> your country?
> 問：菲律賓小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。
>
>
>
> Ms
> Philippines: Well, I can say that male organs in our
> country are like gossip or
> rumors.
> 菲律賓小姐：菲律賓的男性器官像流言。
>
> >
> Question:
> How can you say so?
> 問：為什麼呢？
>
>
>
> Ms
> Philippines: Because it passes from mouth to
> mouth.
> 菲律賓小姐：因為它從一張嘴裡傳到另一張嘴裡。
>
>
>
> (Applause!Applause!
> Standing Ovation! Applause!
> Applause!)
> > (鼓掌、鼓掌，起立喝采，鼓掌、鼓掌 )
>
>
>
> Question:
> Ms Iran, how do you describe a male organ in your
> Country?
> 問：伊朗小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。
>
>
>
> Ms
> Iran: Well, I can say that male organs in Iranare like
> thieves.
> > 伊朗小姐：伊朗的男性器官像賊。
>
>
>
> Question:
> How can you say so?
> 問：為什麼呢？
>
>
>
> Ms I
> ran: Because they like to enter through the back
> door.
> 伊朗小姐：因為他們總愛走後門。
>
>
>
> (Applause!Applause!
> Laughter! Laughter! Applause!
> Applause!)
(鼓掌、鼓掌，大笑、大笑，鼓掌、鼓掌 )
> >
>
>
>
> Question:
> Ms India, how do you describe a male organ in your
> country?
> 問：印度小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。
>
>
> Ms
> India: Well, I can say the male organs in Indiaare
> like > labourers.
> 印度小姐：印度的男性器官像勞力。
>
>
> Question:
> How can you say so?
> 問：為什麼呢？
>
>
> Ms
> India: Because it works day and
> night......
> 印度小姐：因為日夜勞做 。
>
>
> (Applause!Applause!
> Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!
> Applause!)
> (鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌 )
>
>
>
>
>
> Question:
> Ms Malaysia, how do you describe a male organ in
> your country?
> > 問：馬來西亞小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。
>
>
>
>
> Ms
> Malaysia: Well, I can say that Male Organs in
> Malaysiaare like Proton car.
> > 馬來西亞小姐：馬來西亞的男性器官像 Proton
> 牌轎車 ( > 馬來西 亞國產車 )<
>
>
> Question:
> How can you say so?
問：為什麼呢？
>
>
>
> Ms
> Malaysia: Look tough but actually very
> soft.
> 馬來西亞小姐：看起來很硬 (造型類似 HONDA)
> 其實很軟( 一撞就 變形
>
> (Applause!Applause!
> Laughter! Laughter! Applause!
> Applause!)
> (鼓掌、鼓掌，大笑、大笑，鼓掌、鼓掌 )
>
>
> Question:
> Ms Singapore,how do you describe a male organ in
> your country?
> 問：新加坡小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。
>
>
>
> Ms
> Singapore: Well, I can say that male organ In
> Singapore is very Kiasu
>
> (Afraid >
>
>
> 新加坡小姐：新加坡的男性器官很怕輸。
>
> >
> Question:
> How can you say so?
> 問：為什麼呢？
>
> Ms
> Singapore: It always wants to rush in quick and leave
> 15
> minutes before the show is
> over.
> > 新加坡小姐：總是衝進場，提前
> 15分鐘出場。
>
>
>
> (Applause!
> Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!
> Applause!)
> > (鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌 )
>
> >
> Question:
> Ms China, how do you describe a male organ in
> your
> country?
> 問：中國小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。
>
>
>
> Ms
> China: Well, I can say that Male Organs in Chinaare
> like > Deng Siu Ping .
>
> 中國小姐：中國的男性器官像鄧小平 .
> Question:
> How can you say so?
> 問：為什麼呢？
>
>
> Ms
> China: Short and hard working, but can work until
> 90.
> 中國小姐：短小精幹，但卻可以工作到九十歲。
>
>
>
> (Applause!Applause!
> Laughter! Laughter! Applause!
> Applause!)
> (鼓掌、鼓掌，大笑、大笑，鼓掌、鼓掌 )
>
>
>
>
>
>
> 問：台灣
> 小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。
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